Kim Kardashian is in Australia.

"JustWaitingForAMate" (justwaitingforamate) 11/18/2014 at 16:15 • Filed to: lol, datass

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Well this sucks. I heard on the radio that Kim Kardashian was down the coast from me doing a photo shoot at a beach.

I wanted to see if she could balance a can of beer on her ass.

Then see if he could still rap.

HEYYO!!!!!!!

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > JustWaitingForAMate 11/18/2014 at 16:17

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Can you keep her and him, please! We don't really want them back.

DoYouEvenShift > JustWaitingForAMate 11/18/2014 at 16:17

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Are they sure it wasnt just a beached whale somebody misidentified?

JustWaitingForAMate > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 11/18/2014 at 16:19

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She's looking at buying an island off the coast of Queensland and renaming it 'The Isle of Kardashian' but I thought she already called her backdoor that.

WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > JustWaitingForAMate 11/18/2014 at 16:19

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You should be able to see her booty from all over Australia.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > JustWaitingForAMate 11/18/2014 at 16:20

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no that would be the Aisle, I can see where you'd be confused tho!

(lol, great set up)

Leadbull > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe 11/18/2014 at 16:23

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You can see her "out back" from the Outback.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 11/18/2014 at 16:25

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You're on fire today, man!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 11/18/2014 at 16:27

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TheHondaBro > JustWaitingForAMate 11/18/2014 at 16:27

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Keep it, we don't want it.

FalconHoon > JustWaitingForAMate 11/18/2014 at 16:29

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Which beach?

Conan > JustWaitingForAMate 11/18/2014 at 16:29

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Crank the E-40 and road trip.

JustWaitingForAMate > FalconHoon 11/18/2014 at 16:34

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She was down at Jervis Bay near Bristol point.

PanchoVilleneuve ST > JustWaitingForAMate 11/18/2014 at 16:35

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Yeezus was an amazing album.

JustWaitingForAMate > PanchoVilleneuve ST 11/18/2014 at 16:37

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I poke fun, but I don't actually mind his music. I just think he's an insufferable twat.

rb1971 ARGQF+CayenneTurbo+E9+328GTS+R90S > JustWaitingForAMate 11/18/2014 at 17:10

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I guess it's too late to hope for a rogue salt water croc?

FalconHoon > JustWaitingForAMate 11/18/2014 at 17:30

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Haha, saw the Vic and thought she was down here, was planning on the beach today, didn't wanna go to a media shitstorm lol